All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
My bologna has a first name…
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’m easy. Are you?
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
