All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
May I flirt with you?
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
