All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Bond
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You look like my mom!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
