I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You look like my mom!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
May I flirt with you?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.