I have a feeling that you’re trouble
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics
Sup Tinderella
Finally I found a Girl like you
I’ve had a crush on you for years
You shall be my Wife
Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder
I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
When our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
What’s your favorite tv show from your childhood?
What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAERITTO.