You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
I have a feeling that you like trouble
I have a feeling that you’re trouble
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi