A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?