Best Pick Up Lines

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5 Last Added Pickup Lines
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If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
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Give her 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and say “I will stop loving you, when all the roses die”
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Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
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If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
20 Best Pickup Lines (All Time)
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Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
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Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
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If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
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If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
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Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
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Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
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I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
5 Least Voted Pickup Lines
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If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
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Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
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If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
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Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
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