My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.