Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a volcano? Because i lava you
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?