Best Pick Up Lines

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10 Most Upvoted (Today)
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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
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Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
20 Best Pickup Lines
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
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If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
5 Least Voted Pickup Lines
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Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
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If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.
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(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
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Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
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My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
3 Last Added Pickup Lines
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If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
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Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
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If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
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