Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Be unique and different, say yes.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!