Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”