Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.