You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.