Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.