Dirty Pick-Up Lines

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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
What are you doing tonight beside me?
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
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