Top 100 Dirty Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!

Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.

Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.

You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.