I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.