How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.