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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
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Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
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Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
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I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
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You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
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Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
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I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
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You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
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You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
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Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
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What are you doing tonight beside me?
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Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
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If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?