Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”