Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.