Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
Baby you’re a sex crime waiting to happen.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!