All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Dirty Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
