You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?