All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Dirty Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
