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Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
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Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
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Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
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Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
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Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
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My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
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Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
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You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
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I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
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Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
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Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
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My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
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There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus