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Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
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What are you doing tonight beside me?
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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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What time do you get off? Can I watch?
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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
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Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
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Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
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You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
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Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
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Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?