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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.