I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Can I see your tan lines?
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?