Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.