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Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
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If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
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Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
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I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
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My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
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Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
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How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?