Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.