Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
Spoon me like your favorite ice cream!
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.