There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.