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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
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Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
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Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
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My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
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Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
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My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
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What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
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Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
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You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
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Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
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If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
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When God made you, he was showing off.