My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
That dress looks great on you
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Where do you hide your wings?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
I must be lost
If kisses were snowflakes, I
Hello world!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Hey, I’m new in town.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
My bologna has a first name…
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
May I flirt with you?
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You look like my mom!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Just where do those legs of yours end?
I’m easy. Are you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Were do you hide your wings?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.