If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
That dress looks great on you
Where do you hide your wings?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I must be lost
If kisses were snowflakes, I
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Were do you hide your wings?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
May I flirt with you?
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Hey, I’m new in town.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
You look like my mom!
I’m easy. Are you?
My bologna has a first name…
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.