Skip to content
Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
When God made you, he was showing off.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
How was heaven when you left it?
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.