When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Will you marry me for just one night?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Were do you hide your wings?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.