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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

If you were a virus you would be CUTIE-19

I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.

Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

You are the base of my trapezoid.

You are the solution to all of my equations.