Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
You can’t be my first, but you can be my last
You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you