Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, your’e still shining like one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest singles.
Hey, I have money.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
You can’t be my first, but you can be my last
You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one