Best Pick Up Lines

Summary of the best pick up lines from all categories. We calculate the winners with your votes. Use the menu to see the best lines from each category. Submit Yours!

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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
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Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
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I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
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20 Best Pickup Lines
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
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I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
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Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn’t mind spending two weeks in bed with you.
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5 Least Voted Pickup Lines
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Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
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I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
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If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
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You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
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You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
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I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
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Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.
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Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.
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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..
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In a world full of Corona virus can I be your mask?
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If kisses were crowns you would be the queen of my heart
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
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You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.
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I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
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Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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My gym is closed because of the quarantine can I work you out instead?
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
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Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on.
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Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
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If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
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Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!
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Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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Roses are red, Corona’s the flu, can I quarantine these nuts inside of you?
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I got tested for the Coronavirus… doctor said, i’m fine i’m just missing one thing, Vitamin U
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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Do you have Coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking ah-choo.
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You can’t spell virus without us, so what’s up?
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Are you toilet paper? Cuz I’d fight for you!
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Even if everything shuts down for the Coronavirus, my DMs are still open!