Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!