I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
What color is your shit?
The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
One of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. And if I don’t get one soon, they won’t let me pledge…
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!