(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?