[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.