(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?