A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.