Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”